Random words: bellybutton, stampede, unicorn, turquoise, hairbrush, tuxedo, mummy, lattice, pensive, tank.
It was just another day, just like any other. A unicorn stampede and a mummy in a tuxedo passed me on the road outside of Cairo. I didn’t even know there were unicorns in Egypt. I thought they were strictly a Bavarian myth kind of thing. And why was the mummy wearing a tuxedo? Was this some kind of reverse anachronism? Anyway, no pensive bellybutton gazing for me. I was in my used tank (you’d be surprised how cheap they are on eBay!) on my way to the pyramid. I had just dyed my hair turquoise and needed to buy a new hairbrush. I entered the pyramid through the lattice gate. The Pharaoh greeted me chillily, but I didn’t care. I wasn’t there to make nice. I just wanted to get in and out with my new hairbrush. Well, wouldn’t you know it, but the unicorn and the mummy were there too. So I bought them all a drink, including the Pharaoh, and that’s how it all started.